Tenerifian

My friends are so real [via]

I suppose it would be like deciding to eat a giant piece of banana and then changing your mind a bunch of times.

pleatedjeans:

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At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT

innumerablegibbons:

A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday

It would be funny if this joke had a punchline

Wooden tit